War(s) Czar Vacancy

A great job is available in Washington. You get to run the war in Afghanistan and, as a special bonus with extra incentives including free meals, free transportation, free insurance, and a free Iraq mess.

Yes, it's true, the stone cold neo-cons are desperately looking for someone with a plan - any plan will do, cobbled together with inept corruption, graft and absolutely zero sense of historical perspective - to run the wars. Run them into debt, run them into a brick wall at high speed. Run and gun endless wars into Iraqi cemeteries and VA hospitals.

Run the wars with integrity, dedication and carte blanc financial support from big oil and special interest groups.

Wheel and deal the war your way today. Say yes to this amazing long term disaster opportunity. They need a War Czar to assume total control and responsibility. Certified paranoid schizophrenic delusional maniacs, fools, thieves, morticians and gravediggers will receive hiring priority.

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After hearing their sales pitch and declining to be za Czar, a retired general said, "They don't know what the hell they are doing."