#9 Extorts

Welcome to the Explorers Club. You are client #9 and I charge a cool $1,000 an hour to write and read this. The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.

So, it's like this, I am a Diamond Writer and work for a writing extort, escort biz, honey.

I admit, up front that I had a difficult childhood; you know, filled with neglect, abuse, broken pencils, jammed typewriters and such. Parchment was hard to get a hold of, rather like the angle of this piece of sensational sleaze.

I survived, changed my name from Sleazy to Pleasy and signed up, signed on and signed off on a lucrative pay-as-you-go dream job, although, to be honest, music is my first love.

My first single was...
My second single was...
My next single is singing for the grand jury. Finally, I have an audience of more than one.