Ash's images
|Greetings,
Ash has released images of salvation after the volcanic burst of energy.
Millions of humans have never seen an airplane. They've heard it's a very large metal container filled with hot air and nervous humans packed like peasants on a bus in Asia.
They've heard it consumes massive amounts of fuel during the nerve racking period of time called take off when it must achieve a land speed of approximately 150-180 miles per hour. After take off pilots must quickly fly through seven sectors to reach cruising altitude around 33,000 feet. This requires a tremendous amount of fuel.
Using all the fuel to get up, get off and get going explains why planes fly fast at 33,000 feet. They are now gliding on thermal currents caused by exploding Icelandic volcanoes. It's a cause and effect ratio.
Do a risk assessment. Scientists do not have ALL the answers. They have determined humans cause global warming. They cannot determine the density, volume, location or effects of Ash. Ash is real mystery. It's all hypothetical speculation.
You are an experienced international long haul pilot. You ask yourself. "Is it better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air or in the air wishing you were on the ground?"
Fly now pay later? Sit it out? File for legal resident status? Ask to be adopted? Immigrate? Stay another day?
Millions of stranded tourists file a claim with the United Nations for reparations from Iceland for:
inconvenience
misery
lost employment
insufficient scientific data
terrible high fat, high sodium airport food
lousy sleeping arrangements
expensive mood altering medicine
missing spouse
messy divorce
trial separation
lost children
lost sense of humor
family counseling for long term emotional post-tramatic stress disorder
Start walking. Carry a map, extra water, energy bars, a towel and sturdy walking stick.
Metta.
Headroom in coach.
A Chinese ticket agent.
A departure lounge refugee.
Business class passengers.
Grounded somewhere over the rainbow.
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