8 sept 06

Greetings,

It's reFund time. At-Random Homey Publishing Express announced with great trepidation that all readers can receive a refund for the fictionalized memoir, "I Am Afreyd To Tell The Truth About My Little Life," subtitled, "A Million Little Flies."

This is a great marketing idea. We suggest Living On The Edge readers will also appreciate a re-fun. Here's the fine print.

"To claim a refund, readers who read anything anywhere before or after tomorrow must submit proof of reading.

"This will not be limited to a carbon-14 dated receipt however: hard criers, who are entitled to a $23,1001.97 refund, must submit page 42 (chosen at random by a panel of wood); paperback writers (entitled to $12,345.95) must cover the book; those who stole the audio book (worth $3,214.95) will have to eat a piece of the packaging, and those who slept with the e-book, ($90.09 value) must send in some goof of purchase."

The claim claims calming clams that readers of this blog must, in Writing, swear they would not have read this blog or any related material IF they had known it was embroidered with exotic threads.

We hope this clarification settles any and all disputes regarding accuracy, truth, beauty, lies, world hunger and suffering. You may address any concerns to our primate pal pictured herewith.

Peace.