Five Chinese Aliens, Bhaktapur, Nepal
Share Article Spring roll 2011. It’s dinnertime. Five Chinese aliens appear in a Bhaktapur guesthouse restaurant.
Two males and three females around 20.
They are armed with laptops, cell phones, and loud discursive language. This is their normal. Noise and confusion and interruptions and arrogant attitudes fit their life style.
One girl is dressed like a flapper from the 20’s. Daisy talks with her mouth full of rice as her red diamond tiara squeezes her frontal lobe into a shucked pea.
They are lucky to have a passport. Their parents are important Red Party Officials.
It’s all about connections.
They’ve whined their way out of manners and intelligence in public places. The new breed of The Ugly Chinese - lost, terribly frustrated never satisfied in a big fucking hurry coddled spoiled youth.
They are the new emperors and empresses in a rising dynasty. They act like they own the restaurant. They complain about the price of a meal. One girl said in a shrill voice, “Oh, it’s too expensive. I am a poor student.”
She majors in Stupidity and Callousness at Beijing Ab-Normal University. She failed Basic Courtesy 101.
Gated primary Chinese student in Maja village Fujian, China.
A brat boy chastises the Nepalese waiter about his pronunciation of “Menu.” The crew cut Mandarin idiot commands the boy to say it again. Menu. Menu. Menu.
They are living breathing examples of the spoiled one-child political and cultural genocide legacy.
It will come back to haunt China. They have the emotional maturity of a 10-year old. They are so busy stuffing their faces and talking over each other all the European guests stare at them. They don’t care. They act and talk like this at home.
A vociferous Chinese virus has been unleashed on Earth.
Flapper Dolly jumped up on the table yelling, “Kill the Running Capitalist Dogs! Making Money in China is Glorious!”
Everyone threw steel-toed reinforced hiking boots at her. She died of Shame. Such indignity.
Her friends dragged her body out. They sold the boots to pay for her cremation at a Hindu temple.
Bhaktapur, Nepal
