My name is Li Bow Down. I am in charge of the Tibetan Monastery Re-Education Through Reform Program.
My masters called me out of retirement. I was screwing concubines playing mahjong and enjoying Fujian tea with friends at Shangri-La Free Land Resort. Authority ordered me to get my old ass back to Lhasa and take care of THE problem.
They gave me a fire extinguisher to douse immolating monks. Ah, the ignobility.
Give a man a match and they’re warm for a moment.
Set them on fire and they’re warm for the rest of their life.
Li showed Lucky a grainy B&W image. Here’s an uncensored image of what happens to people in the pogrom program. See this woman. She is denouncing her family, friends and most important, herself in public. We are big on shame.
We are the masters. Peasants are the puppets.
“Shame on you,” yelled 1.7 billion puppet people. “Shame. Shame. Shame.”
This is one of our most popular and effective methods of creating a harmonious society. It works wonders because memory serves me well and it does, mind you, serve me like a slave.
We’ve been coercing people for 5,000 years. Pick your favorite dynasty.
We use to put them in wooden stocks with their crimes painted on paper necklaces and parade them through town. They confessed. We call it self-criticism. Samzen. They were denounced in public. Talk about blatant social disapproval.
Now we just shoot them down like dogs in the street.
Maybe you think I am joking, making this up. I didn't make it to the top of the egalitarian scrap heap by bowing down to big nosed foreigners telling me how to maintain Control and Power in Tibet to keep monks serfs and slaves quiet.
They are all illiterate peasants.
As you know because I say so the Lhasa monks provoked the young, naive, scared, armed and alarmed People's Reactionary Liberation soldiers on March 10th in Year Zero.
The rest is history, well, not real history because we rewrite history when it suits our propaganda purposes. It’s easy and convenient. Speak memory.
Life is cheap here. More tea?
History is the symptom. People are the disease.
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